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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Why do black people prefer thick, curvy women?
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Then came..
What’s the craziest thing you’ve heard pretending to be asleep?
So they tried
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Minds and Behinds
What made you feel satisfied about your life today?
Nuts and Butts
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Analysis & Anal Cysts
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Catatonics & High Colonics
Unacceptable again!
No way
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Freaks and Cheeks
Just Forget it!
If a narcissist can't feel remorse, can they ever feel regret for an evil act after going to rehab?
Everyone loved it.
So, the docs changed it to read
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
What is the reason for The Acolyte (2024 series) having poor reception among Star Wars fans?
Still no good
No go.
Another attempt resulted in ...
Have you been arrested or investigated?
Loons and Moons
Thumbs down again.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Have you ever been humiliated in front of a group of girls and enjoyed it?
Next, they tried...
Still no good.
No, not a chance
Why am I attracted to older men?
Hysterias & Posteriors
share office space ...
They put up a sign reading
What would explain Trump blaming Ukraine for starting the war with Russia?